Well there you have it folks. I don't believe Sean's even talked to Stephy on skype. They've had a few msn chats here and there. Yet he's in love with her and willing to join this religion I made up to be with her. Oh the things people do to get laid. Lord. Anyways. Let us join hands, and pray to the Celestials... that they save Sean Long's soul from the Solar Fwares... uhh Flares I mean. I also struggle at reading large complicated words such as Solar Flares... you're not alone Sean. That was a really difficult pledge. Possibly the reading level of an 8th grader! I understand your struggle.
May the mothership save our souls!
Monday, 8 November 2010
Chat # 3
(8:51 PM) Stephanie: no i'm really stressed
(8:52 PM) Stephanie: and i just need some stability in my life right now
(9:34 PM) Sean Long: I totally understand
and i want to give it to you
(9:34 PM) Sean Long: i just want to make you happy
so i took so long to reply i was filming something
but im here for you always
anything you need im here
(9:35 PM) Stephanie: were you filming your pledge?! :D
(9:36 PM) Sean Long: oh not yet i will when my mom comes back from las vegas and picks up my little brother he keeps screaming and it's been getting on my nerves
i love kids but my little brother is really loud
but i will film it
(9:36 PM) Sean Long: and send it to you
(9:37 PM) Stephanie: can't you just do it when he's sleeping?
(9:38 PM) Sean Long: yea he will be gone soon and i will film it
(9:38 PM) Sean Long: so this is for your parents
(9:40 PM) Stephanie: when is your mom coming back?
(9:40 PM) Sean Long: tonite
we had to watch him this weekend
(9:40 PM) Stephanie: ahh nice
(9:41 PM) Sean Long: so this pledge is just for your parents
(9:43 PM) Stephanie: yeah
and the church leader may see it. probably not though
(9:43 PM) Sean Long: i dont mind this at all cuz i do believe in aliens and i love you
(9:45 PM) Stephanie: :)
(9:45 PM) Sean Long: believe me i want them to like me so i can see you asap
(9:47 PM) Sean Long: how many semesters you have left again?
(9:48 PM) Stephanie: 1 after this
(9:48 PM) Sean Long: oh yea that's awesome
what you plan to do afterwards
(9:49 PM) Stephanie: no idea. find a job
(9:49 PM) Sean Long: well you got me :)
(9:49 PM) Sean Long: make videos with me till you find the job that makes you happy
(9:50 PM) Stephanie: :D for sure
(9:51 PM) Sean Long: well what i want is when you done we live together making videos & being happy together
(9:57 PM) Sean Long: it be a dream come true
cuz you are a dream come true
:)
(10:04 PM) Stephanie: oh sean you are so romantic~*
(10:05 PM) Sean Long: aww i hope that happens i can imagine a life with you
(10:07 PM) Sean Long: everything about you is what i want in a woman
(10:14 PM) Stephanie: same :) it would be awesome
(10:15 PM) Sean Long: so you don't mind me saying this that i feel this way?
(10:18 PM) Stephanie: no i love it!
(10:19 PM) Sean Long: yea i felt like this for awhile
i mean i always told you but didn't know if you felt the same back
(10:27 PM) Stephanie: yeah well how was i supposed to know? it's not like you autoplayed my videos when i asked :( so idk i'm not just in a position to trust you right now. i really want to, if you make the pledge that will definitely be a start
(10:28 PM) Sean Long: well I definitely will infact i'll make it tonite and send you
i just want to do this cuz I want to be with you I hope you know that
(10:32 PM) Sean Long: so this is it right? I, Sean Long, am a true and adamant believer that planet earth was colonized and founded by a superior race that currently inhabits another planet in our vast and enigmatic galaxy. I believe that one day these aliens will come back to our planet and rescue us from perils such as solar flares or apophis that threaten the extinction of our settlement on earth. I now make a pledge to the celestial's that gave us life and vow to remain true to this cause until we are rescued and brought to the mother planet.
(10:33 PM) Stephanie: yup!
(10:34 PM) Sean Long: ok my parents are over and they brought dinner but I will film it once they leave
i do love you stephanie
(11:15 PM) Sean Long: what u doing
(11:15 PM) Stephanie: homework
(11:20 PM) Sean Long: you are the hardest working woman i know
so anything else you need me to do in the video pledge
(11:29 PM) Stephanie: no idea. that should be good enough. unless you want to add something
(11:30 PM) Sean Long: i was gonna say this is for stephanie cuz i love you :)
(11:33 PM) Stephanie: that would be good :) maybe you can add why you want to join the religion as well
like some back story
(11:33 PM) Sean Long: all i can say is that I always believed in aliens and that I wanna be with you
(11:35 PM) Stephanie: well i think the more you say the better they'll like you
(11:36 PM) Sean Long: is this their religion or yours too? what can I add anything that can help
(11:36 PM) Stephanie: whole family
(11:39 PM) Sean Long: whats your religion called?
(11:40 PM) Stephanie: The Unified Church of the Eternal Celestials
(11:40 PM) Sean Long: that is awesome
god i love you more and more
(11:42 PM) Sean Long: you are amazing
(12:00 AM) Sean Long: u there i have something for you
(12:00 AM) Stephanie: yup
(12:00 AM) Sean Long: i recorded it
(12:00 AM) Stephanie: yay! :D
(12:00 AM) Sean Long: where do i send it
(12:00 AM) Stephanie: my email
(12:01 AM) Sean Long: what's your email
(12:02 AM) Stephanie: trollololololololol@lol.lol
(12:10 AM) Sean Long: sorry had to compress it
im gonna send it
(12:10 AM) Stephanie: kk looking forward to it :)
i will show my parents very soon
(12:13 AM) Sean Long: i cant wait to see you
im gonna give you lots of love
(12:16 AM) Sean Long: sent
tell me when you got it
(12:16 AM) Stephanie: ok!
(12:20 AM) Sean Long: did u get it
(12:20 AM) Stephanie: yeah, i'm going to wait to watch it with my mom and dad though :)
(12:20 AM) Sean Long: oh ok i wanted to make sure it was good enough
i hope everything turns out good
cuz i want you
(12:34 AM) Sean Long: how you feel hun?
(12:47 AM) Sean Long: u there
(12:48 AM) Stephanie: i'm going to go to bed now :(
(12:48 AM) Sean Long: aww how come
(12:48 AM) Stephanie: i'll talk to you later though!
cuz it's 1am lol
(12:48 AM) Sean Long: muah i love you
(12:50 AM) Stephanie: actually i'll stay up for 30 more minutes!
So what are you parents like?
(12:50 AM) Sean Long: really
my parents are interesting
(12:50 AM) Sean Long: they would love you
cuz you are college bound
(12:51 AM) Stephanie: why is that?
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: i mean cuz you are driven and in college
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: my mom likes girls who aren't bums lol
my dad is a bum tho lol
(12:51 AM) Stephanie: did you go to college?
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: yes
but i didnt finish
(12:52 AM) Stephanie: what did you go for?
(12:52 AM) Sean Long: business
(12:52 AM) Stephanie: why didn't you finish?
also did anyone else in your family go to college?
(12:53 AM) Sean Long: i wanted too but see what happened is i had to pay my way through college while working part time
(12:55 AM) Sean Long: and i was doing so good in my career i just didnt go back
if i need to go back i will
(12:56 AM) Sean Long: but right now im doing great
(12:56 AM) Stephanie: oh
what about the rest of your family?
(12:58 AM) Sean Long: oh my mom went to college
my did is still
my dad i mean
(12:59 AM) Stephanie: he's in college? i'm confused
(12:59 AM) Sean Long: yea he's in college now
to get a degree after all these years
(1:00 AM) Sean Long: the sad thing im doing better than my dad right now
he's been down on his luck for years
(1:01 AM) Stephanie: ohh well he's not a bum then lo
(1:01 AM) Sean Long: yea i love my parents but they both are nuts in a way
(1:02 AM) Sean Long: im surprised that im as "normal" as I am
(1:03 AM) Sean Long: how are yours?
(1:05 AM) Stephanie: i don't fucking know
i'm not stephanie
(1:06 AM) Sean Long: what?
(1:06 AM) Stephanie: i hacked this bitches email. i wanted to hack you but i couldn't. it's ok though i got what i wanted
(1:07 AM) Sean Long: who are you
(1:07 AM) Stephanie: wouldn't you like to know
i can't believe you fell for all of this shit
i almost feel bad though, almost.
(1:08 AM) Stephanie: because you struggled to read the made up pledge full of horse shit
i'm just going to assume you're "slow"
(1:08 AM) Sean Long: oh i know who you are, i went along with this cuz stephy knows and wants to see what you do
have fun
night ;)
(1:09 AM) Stephanie: k retard
i'm sure
(1:09 AM) Sean Long: hope you love the sweet talk baby
(1:09 AM) Stephanie: clearly you thought this was all real because you're mentally challenged
(1:10 AM) Stephanie: nah man you can't sweet talk worth shit
(1:10 AM) Sean Long: i knew it was as real as your personality
(1:10 AM) Stephanie: why would anyone want to move in with you?
(1:10 AM) Sean Long: i'm glad you love me reading those words
you are out of this world
night
(1:10 AM) Stephanie: it's ok i can't wait to send all of this to stephanie
so she's scared you're going to come and rape her
i would be scared if i were her
(1:12 AM) Stephanie: i'm going to give the bitch back her email now
(1:12 AM) Stephanie: and i'm going to send her a really great email including all of these messages/videos
(8:52 PM) Stephanie: and i just need some stability in my life right now
(9:34 PM) Sean Long: I totally understand
and i want to give it to you
(9:34 PM) Sean Long: i just want to make you happy
so i took so long to reply i was filming something
but im here for you always
anything you need im here
(9:35 PM) Stephanie: were you filming your pledge?! :D
(9:36 PM) Sean Long: oh not yet i will when my mom comes back from las vegas and picks up my little brother he keeps screaming and it's been getting on my nerves
i love kids but my little brother is really loud
but i will film it
(9:36 PM) Sean Long: and send it to you
(9:37 PM) Stephanie: can't you just do it when he's sleeping?
(9:38 PM) Sean Long: yea he will be gone soon and i will film it
(9:38 PM) Sean Long: so this is for your parents
(9:40 PM) Stephanie: when is your mom coming back?
(9:40 PM) Sean Long: tonite
we had to watch him this weekend
(9:40 PM) Stephanie: ahh nice
(9:41 PM) Sean Long: so this pledge is just for your parents
(9:43 PM) Stephanie: yeah
and the church leader may see it. probably not though
(9:43 PM) Sean Long: i dont mind this at all cuz i do believe in aliens and i love you
(9:45 PM) Stephanie: :)
(9:45 PM) Sean Long: believe me i want them to like me so i can see you asap
(9:47 PM) Sean Long: how many semesters you have left again?
(9:48 PM) Stephanie: 1 after this
(9:48 PM) Sean Long: oh yea that's awesome
what you plan to do afterwards
(9:49 PM) Stephanie: no idea. find a job
(9:49 PM) Sean Long: well you got me :)
(9:49 PM) Sean Long: make videos with me till you find the job that makes you happy
(9:50 PM) Stephanie: :D for sure
(9:51 PM) Sean Long: well what i want is when you done we live together making videos & being happy together
(9:57 PM) Sean Long: it be a dream come true
cuz you are a dream come true
:)
(10:04 PM) Stephanie: oh sean you are so romantic~*
(10:05 PM) Sean Long: aww i hope that happens i can imagine a life with you
(10:07 PM) Sean Long: everything about you is what i want in a woman
(10:14 PM) Stephanie: same :) it would be awesome
(10:15 PM) Sean Long: so you don't mind me saying this that i feel this way?
(10:18 PM) Stephanie: no i love it!
(10:19 PM) Sean Long: yea i felt like this for awhile
i mean i always told you but didn't know if you felt the same back
(10:27 PM) Stephanie: yeah well how was i supposed to know? it's not like you autoplayed my videos when i asked :( so idk i'm not just in a position to trust you right now. i really want to, if you make the pledge that will definitely be a start
(10:28 PM) Sean Long: well I definitely will infact i'll make it tonite and send you
i just want to do this cuz I want to be with you I hope you know that
(10:32 PM) Sean Long: so this is it right? I, Sean Long, am a true and adamant believer that planet earth was colonized and founded by a superior race that currently inhabits another planet in our vast and enigmatic galaxy. I believe that one day these aliens will come back to our planet and rescue us from perils such as solar flares or apophis that threaten the extinction of our settlement on earth. I now make a pledge to the celestial's that gave us life and vow to remain true to this cause until we are rescued and brought to the mother planet.
(10:33 PM) Stephanie: yup!
(10:34 PM) Sean Long: ok my parents are over and they brought dinner but I will film it once they leave
i do love you stephanie
(11:15 PM) Sean Long: what u doing
(11:15 PM) Stephanie: homework
(11:20 PM) Sean Long: you are the hardest working woman i know
so anything else you need me to do in the video pledge
(11:29 PM) Stephanie: no idea. that should be good enough. unless you want to add something
(11:30 PM) Sean Long: i was gonna say this is for stephanie cuz i love you :)
(11:33 PM) Stephanie: that would be good :) maybe you can add why you want to join the religion as well
like some back story
(11:33 PM) Sean Long: all i can say is that I always believed in aliens and that I wanna be with you
(11:35 PM) Stephanie: well i think the more you say the better they'll like you
(11:36 PM) Sean Long: is this their religion or yours too? what can I add anything that can help
(11:36 PM) Stephanie: whole family
(11:39 PM) Sean Long: whats your religion called?
(11:40 PM) Stephanie: The Unified Church of the Eternal Celestials
(11:40 PM) Sean Long: that is awesome
god i love you more and more
(11:42 PM) Sean Long: you are amazing
(12:00 AM) Sean Long: u there i have something for you
(12:00 AM) Stephanie: yup
(12:00 AM) Sean Long: i recorded it
(12:00 AM) Stephanie: yay! :D
(12:00 AM) Sean Long: where do i send it
(12:00 AM) Stephanie: my email
(12:01 AM) Sean Long: what's your email
(12:02 AM) Stephanie: trollololololololol@lol.lol
(12:10 AM) Sean Long: sorry had to compress it
im gonna send it
(12:10 AM) Stephanie: kk looking forward to it :)
i will show my parents very soon
(12:13 AM) Sean Long: i cant wait to see you
im gonna give you lots of love
(12:16 AM) Sean Long: sent
tell me when you got it
(12:16 AM) Stephanie: ok!
(12:20 AM) Sean Long: did u get it
(12:20 AM) Stephanie: yeah, i'm going to wait to watch it with my mom and dad though :)
(12:20 AM) Sean Long: oh ok i wanted to make sure it was good enough
i hope everything turns out good
cuz i want you
(12:34 AM) Sean Long: how you feel hun?
(12:47 AM) Sean Long: u there
(12:48 AM) Stephanie: i'm going to go to bed now :(
(12:48 AM) Sean Long: aww how come
(12:48 AM) Stephanie: i'll talk to you later though!
cuz it's 1am lol
(12:48 AM) Sean Long: muah i love you
(12:50 AM) Stephanie: actually i'll stay up for 30 more minutes!
So what are you parents like?
(12:50 AM) Sean Long: really
my parents are interesting
(12:50 AM) Sean Long: they would love you
cuz you are college bound
(12:51 AM) Stephanie: why is that?
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: i mean cuz you are driven and in college
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: my mom likes girls who aren't bums lol
my dad is a bum tho lol
(12:51 AM) Stephanie: did you go to college?
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: yes
but i didnt finish
(12:52 AM) Stephanie: what did you go for?
(12:52 AM) Sean Long: business
(12:52 AM) Stephanie: why didn't you finish?
also did anyone else in your family go to college?
(12:53 AM) Sean Long: i wanted too but see what happened is i had to pay my way through college while working part time
(12:55 AM) Sean Long: and i was doing so good in my career i just didnt go back
if i need to go back i will
(12:56 AM) Sean Long: but right now im doing great
(12:56 AM) Stephanie: oh
what about the rest of your family?
(12:58 AM) Sean Long: oh my mom went to college
my did is still
my dad i mean
(12:59 AM) Stephanie: he's in college? i'm confused
(12:59 AM) Sean Long: yea he's in college now
to get a degree after all these years
(1:00 AM) Sean Long: the sad thing im doing better than my dad right now
he's been down on his luck for years
(1:01 AM) Stephanie: ohh well he's not a bum then lo
(1:01 AM) Sean Long: yea i love my parents but they both are nuts in a way
(1:02 AM) Sean Long: im surprised that im as "normal" as I am
(1:03 AM) Sean Long: how are yours?
(1:05 AM) Stephanie: i don't fucking know
i'm not stephanie
(1:06 AM) Sean Long: what?
(1:06 AM) Stephanie: i hacked this bitches email. i wanted to hack you but i couldn't. it's ok though i got what i wanted
(1:07 AM) Sean Long: who are you
(1:07 AM) Stephanie: wouldn't you like to know
i can't believe you fell for all of this shit
i almost feel bad though, almost.
(1:08 AM) Stephanie: because you struggled to read the made up pledge full of horse shit
i'm just going to assume you're "slow"
(1:08 AM) Sean Long: oh i know who you are, i went along with this cuz stephy knows and wants to see what you do
have fun
night ;)
(1:09 AM) Stephanie: k retard
i'm sure
(1:09 AM) Sean Long: hope you love the sweet talk baby
(1:09 AM) Stephanie: clearly you thought this was all real because you're mentally challenged
(1:10 AM) Stephanie: nah man you can't sweet talk worth shit
(1:10 AM) Sean Long: i knew it was as real as your personality
(1:10 AM) Stephanie: why would anyone want to move in with you?
(1:10 AM) Sean Long: i'm glad you love me reading those words
you are out of this world
night
(1:10 AM) Stephanie: it's ok i can't wait to send all of this to stephanie
so she's scared you're going to come and rape her
i would be scared if i were her
(1:12 AM) Stephanie: i'm going to give the bitch back her email now
(1:12 AM) Stephanie: and i'm going to send her a really great email including all of these messages/videos
Chat # 2
(3:26 PM) Sean Long: hey!
i missed you
(3:28 PM) Sean Long: how are you
(3:28 PM) Stephanie: I missed you too, what have you been doing?
(3:29 PM) Sean Long: had my birthday party yesterday
(3:29 PM) Sean Long: i havent seen you online in a few days
wish you were there
(3:34 PM) Stephanie: ahh nice! How was it? and yeah I've been busy lol
school and shit
(3:39 PM) Sean Long: i understand
you still want me to visit
(3:40 PM) Stephanie: yeah of course! I can't have any guy stay with us though until you've made your pledge...
(3:42 PM) Sean Long: i will for sure
(3:42 PM) Sean Long: i would do anything for you
how long you want me to stay
(3:45 PM) Stephanie: umm i'd have to ask my parents i guess
it's up to them
(3:45 PM) Sean Long: do you stay with them or you still have that one place
(3:45 PM) Sean Long: and would you wanna visit here
(3:46 PM) Stephanie: i wouldn't be there in december
(3:46 PM) Sean Long: oh yea for sure
when's the best time for me to visit
(3:47 PM) Stephanie: I'd have to see if my parents like you first so i'm not sure lol
(3:48 PM) Sean Long: oh of course
they should love me
as long as they mind i have tattoos
(3:50 PM) Sean Long: cuz im no hardcore biker druggie prison criminal I'm the nicest guy ever
(3:53 PM) Stephanie: I know you're is the nicest guy ever and my parents will definitely love you once they see you say the pledge
(3:53 PM) Sean Long: i will film it for sure just been so busy not only with my birthday party but babysiting my little brother
(3:53 PM) Sean Long: dont wanna make the video with a little kid screaming in the background
(3:54 PM) Stephanie: ahaha yeah for sure. you want to make a good impression!
(3:55 PM) Sean Long: i just got a haircut so i look nice and clean cut
(3:55 PM) Sean Long: its cool to have a girl that believes in aliens too cuz I always did since I was a kid
(3:56 PM) Sean Long: especially to have a beautiful sweet smart funny woman like you
(3:59 PM) Stephanie: nice! I am looking forward to it :D
(3:59 PM) Sean Long: so what will happen if they like me
(4:00 PM) Stephanie: we can figure out a time for you to visit!
(4:00 PM) Sean Long: oh after the video oh yea for sure
(4:01 PM) Sean Long: omg ive wanted to see you for so long
it will be a dream come true
(4:02 PM) Stephanie: :D same!
(4:04 PM) Sean Long: i wish you could have been at my b-day party
(4:04 PM) Sean Long: we were at scandia we played mini-golf, arcade, go-carts, batting cages
and we went back to my cage and played with my Kinect & Playstation Move
(4:07 PM) Stephanie: cage?
(4:08 PM) Sean Long: you know hitting baseballs in the batting cages
(4:08 PM) Stephanie: i thought you were referring to your house as a cage lol
(4:08 PM) Sean Long: oh lol
i saw my typo
i meant back to my home
lol
(4:10 PM) Stephanie: oh haha
(4:13 PM) Sean Long: we would have lots of fun
we will have lots of fun
i just wanna make you happy
(4:25 PM) Sean Long: hows school
(4:32 PM) Stephanie: really really busy :( so I can't really talk right now. sorry
i missed you
(3:28 PM) Sean Long: how are you
(3:28 PM) Stephanie: I missed you too, what have you been doing?
(3:29 PM) Sean Long: had my birthday party yesterday
(3:29 PM) Sean Long: i havent seen you online in a few days
wish you were there
(3:34 PM) Stephanie: ahh nice! How was it? and yeah I've been busy lol
school and shit
(3:39 PM) Sean Long: i understand
you still want me to visit
(3:40 PM) Stephanie: yeah of course! I can't have any guy stay with us though until you've made your pledge...
(3:42 PM) Sean Long: i will for sure
(3:42 PM) Sean Long: i would do anything for you
how long you want me to stay
(3:45 PM) Stephanie: umm i'd have to ask my parents i guess
it's up to them
(3:45 PM) Sean Long: do you stay with them or you still have that one place
(3:45 PM) Sean Long: and would you wanna visit here
(3:46 PM) Stephanie: i wouldn't be there in december
(3:46 PM) Sean Long: oh yea for sure
when's the best time for me to visit
(3:47 PM) Stephanie: I'd have to see if my parents like you first so i'm not sure lol
(3:48 PM) Sean Long: oh of course
they should love me
as long as they mind i have tattoos
(3:50 PM) Sean Long: cuz im no hardcore biker druggie prison criminal I'm the nicest guy ever
(3:53 PM) Stephanie: I know you're is the nicest guy ever and my parents will definitely love you once they see you say the pledge
(3:53 PM) Sean Long: i will film it for sure just been so busy not only with my birthday party but babysiting my little brother
(3:53 PM) Sean Long: dont wanna make the video with a little kid screaming in the background
(3:54 PM) Stephanie: ahaha yeah for sure. you want to make a good impression!
(3:55 PM) Sean Long: i just got a haircut so i look nice and clean cut
(3:55 PM) Sean Long: its cool to have a girl that believes in aliens too cuz I always did since I was a kid
(3:56 PM) Sean Long: especially to have a beautiful sweet smart funny woman like you
(3:59 PM) Stephanie: nice! I am looking forward to it :D
(3:59 PM) Sean Long: so what will happen if they like me
(4:00 PM) Stephanie: we can figure out a time for you to visit!
(4:00 PM) Sean Long: oh after the video oh yea for sure
(4:01 PM) Sean Long: omg ive wanted to see you for so long
it will be a dream come true
(4:02 PM) Stephanie: :D same!
(4:04 PM) Sean Long: i wish you could have been at my b-day party
(4:04 PM) Sean Long: we were at scandia we played mini-golf, arcade, go-carts, batting cages
and we went back to my cage and played with my Kinect & Playstation Move
(4:07 PM) Stephanie: cage?
(4:08 PM) Sean Long: you know hitting baseballs in the batting cages
(4:08 PM) Stephanie: i thought you were referring to your house as a cage lol
(4:08 PM) Sean Long: oh lol
i saw my typo
i meant back to my home
lol
(4:10 PM) Stephanie: oh haha
(4:13 PM) Sean Long: we would have lots of fun
we will have lots of fun
i just wanna make you happy
(4:25 PM) Sean Long: hows school
(4:32 PM) Stephanie: really really busy :( so I can't really talk right now. sorry
Chat # 1
(12:27 AM) Sean Long: thanks so much Stephy
(12:27 AM) Stephanie: how has your bday been so far?!
(12:28 AM) Sean Long: so busy but awesome
had red lobster
yummy
(12:29 AM) Stephanie: agreed red lobster is pretty yummy haha
(12:29 AM) Sean Long: i love you for the comment
it means a lot
(12:31 AM) Sean Long: i hope you know if I could have anyone to spend my birthday with it be you, you be such a sweetheart to me I adore you
(12:36 AM) Stephanie: aw haha i wish i could've been there! hopefully one day :D
(12:36 AM) Sean Long: if i could have anyone for my birthday it be you but i would wait till that happens
you just make me so happy
(12:37 AM) Sean Long: your drive and ambition and you are smart and funny and beautiful inside and out
(12:37 AM) Sean Long: i just want you to be happy and do good in life and i would do anything to help
(12:40 AM) Stephanie: aww same to you! You're so cute and funny and kind, I know whatever you want to do you will definitely be able to do it :D
(12:42 AM) Sean Long: aww it means a lot to hear you say that
(12:42 AM) Sean Long: i know whether you wanted to move here or wanted me in canada i totally do that for you, you are that kind of girl
(12:43 AM) Sean Long is now Online
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: what you doing
(12:55 AM) Stephanie: ahh i'm doing hw. so i'm kinda distracted lol
(12:55 AM) Sean Long: oh i understand my brother is like that
hes in college right now too
(12:56 AM) Stephanie: ahh neat. what's he taking?
(12:56 AM) Sean Long: business
(12:58 AM) Stephanie: neat. does he like it?
(12:58 AM) Sean Long: yes hes a great guy
he knows about you too
(12:59 AM) Sean Long: he said i should move to canada to get you haha
(12:59 AM) Stephanie: ahaha
(1:01 AM) Sean Long: yea i showed him your videos and he's so "That is totally your type of girl Sean"
(1:01 AM) Sean Long: well he also saw the wolfman videos and liked you
(1:07 AM) Stephanie: orly? what is your type of girl exactly? ;)
(1:07 AM) Sean Long: you
the kind of girl that has passion, smart and funny loves nerdy stuff and to cosplay
(1:07 AM) Sean Long: and has amazing eyes
(1:17 AM) Stephanie: well you're my kind of boy for sure lol, you are cute and funny and we love the same stuff and i love your tattoos!
(1:18 AM) Sean Long: aww that makes me so happy
(1:20 AM) Sean Long: to be all honest you are the kind girl i totally can see marrying
(1:21 AM) Sean Long: i mean just cuz i know how you are and i am and i couldn't see anyone better
(1:27 AM) Stephanie: you could see yourself marrying me... does that mean you love me or something?
(1:28 AM) Sean Long: well i mean i love who you are and i definitely know i could
(1:32 AM) Stephanie: oh so you don't love me, i thought you might have been the one :(
(1:33 AM) Sean Long: We I do I just don't wanna scare you off
(1:34 AM) Sean Long: I mean it means a lot you let say thing
i felt like that awhile
and i think about you and just want you happy
(1:35 AM) Sean Long: So I do love you I just want you to know
(1:37 AM) Sean Long: how do you feel?
(1:43 AM) Stephanie: well... i love you and want to be with you but it is complicated, i am a part of a small religion that doesn't like me to be with people who aren't believers in it
(1:44 AM) Sean Long: what you mean
and you do love me?
(1:46 AM) Sean Long: believers in what
(1:46 AM) Stephanie: yes i love you but i mean... i couldn't be with you if you didnt come here and join the religion of my family that is why i have been single for so long... no other boy gets me
(1:47 AM) Sean Long: you know what
i would do that
cuz im not part of any religion right now but i would for you
(1:49 AM) Stephanie: well this may sound silly but... do you believe in UFOs and aliens?
(1:50 AM) Sean Long: yes
(1:51 AM) Sean Long: what kind of church is it?
(1:52 AM) Stephanie: my family and a few other believers have a group that thinks aliens from far away visited this planet and created us long ago and they are coming back in 2012 to save us from the end times
(1:53 AM) Sean Long: cool im down with that
(1:53 AM) Stephanie: any boy i date has to join my religion because i don't want to get beamed away by the aliens without my love
(1:54 AM) Sean Long: you got it
(1:54 AM) Sean Long: if im going with aliens im going with you
(1:56 AM) Sean Long: so what does this mean now
(1:59 AM) Sean Long: So i just have to join your religion?
(2:00 AM) Stephanie: well my parents will need to see proof you really believe, you'd have to record a video or something of you saying our sacred pledge, otherwise they won't let you visit or me visit you :(
(2:00 AM) Sean Long: ok i will
(2:00 AM) Sean Long: u r being serious right you are not taking advantage that i love you right
(2:02 AM) Stephanie: really?! That would make me so happy! You have no idea
(2:03 AM) Sean Long: yea i would i do anything for you
and to be with you
(2:06 AM) Stephanie: i love you sean long, you are a true champion
(2:06 AM) Sean Long: so then when i do that what's next?
(2:07 AM) Stephanie: would you be apposed to visiting for christmas?
(2:08 AM) Sean Long: i totally would love to visit
(2:11 AM) Sean Long: what would we do?
(2:11 AM) Stephanie: if you visited?
(2:11 AM) Sean Long: yes
(2:12 AM) Stephanie: we could go to toronto for new years, maybe visit niagara falls! It would be awesome :D
(2:12 AM) Sean Long: i would love that
so you want to be together
(2:13 AM) Sean Long: i do love you, everytime i talk to you, see your videos i just melt
(2:15 AM) Sean Long: btw where would I stay when I'm there?
(2:26 AM) Stephanie: you could stay at my house obviously :)
(2:27 AM) Sean Long: oh yea I like that so what would you do when you see me
(2:27 AM) Stephanie: obviously give you a giant hug and kiss! I have to go to bed now though :(
before I got can I tell you the pledge you have to say so you can visit?
(2:27 AM) Sean Long: i cant wait to talk to you man
yes
(2:28 AM) Sean Long: talk to you more
not man lol
(2:28 AM) Stephanie: lmao
yeah me too! I'm super excited
(2:28 AM) Stephanie: Here's what it the pledge is
I, Sean Long, am a true and adamant believer that planet earth was colonized and founded by a superior race that currently inhabits another planet in our vast and enigmatic galaxy. I believe that one day these aliens will come back to our planet and rescue us from perils such as solar flares or apophis that threaten the extinction of our settlement on earth. I now make a pledge to the celestial's that gave us life and vow to remain true to this cause until we are rescued and brought to the mother planet.
(2:29 AM) Sean Long: ok ill do that for you
but then you are mine
:)
(2:30 AM) Stephanie: I can't wait!
I'll talk to you tomorrow. I can't wait to see your pledge :D
(2:30 AM) Sean Long: all i want for my birthday is you
im doing for you
(2:31 AM) Sean Long: doing it for you
i love you stephy
(2:43 AM) Stephanie: me too :)
(2:43 AM) Stephanie: I have to leave now though, at least I know I can go to bed happy tonight! So excited :) Have a great night Sean! And again Happy Birthday! <3
(2:44 AM) Sean Long: muah love you
(2:46 AM) Stephanie is now Offline
(12:27 AM) Stephanie: how has your bday been so far?!
(12:28 AM) Sean Long: so busy but awesome
had red lobster
yummy
(12:29 AM) Stephanie: agreed red lobster is pretty yummy haha
(12:29 AM) Sean Long: i love you for the comment
it means a lot
(12:31 AM) Sean Long: i hope you know if I could have anyone to spend my birthday with it be you, you be such a sweetheart to me I adore you
(12:36 AM) Stephanie: aw haha i wish i could've been there! hopefully one day :D
(12:36 AM) Sean Long: if i could have anyone for my birthday it be you but i would wait till that happens
you just make me so happy
(12:37 AM) Sean Long: your drive and ambition and you are smart and funny and beautiful inside and out
(12:37 AM) Sean Long: i just want you to be happy and do good in life and i would do anything to help
(12:40 AM) Stephanie: aww same to you! You're so cute and funny and kind, I know whatever you want to do you will definitely be able to do it :D
(12:42 AM) Sean Long: aww it means a lot to hear you say that
(12:42 AM) Sean Long: i know whether you wanted to move here or wanted me in canada i totally do that for you, you are that kind of girl
(12:43 AM) Sean Long is now Online
(12:51 AM) Sean Long: what you doing
(12:55 AM) Stephanie: ahh i'm doing hw. so i'm kinda distracted lol
(12:55 AM) Sean Long: oh i understand my brother is like that
hes in college right now too
(12:56 AM) Stephanie: ahh neat. what's he taking?
(12:56 AM) Sean Long: business
(12:58 AM) Stephanie: neat. does he like it?
(12:58 AM) Sean Long: yes hes a great guy
he knows about you too
(12:59 AM) Sean Long: he said i should move to canada to get you haha
(12:59 AM) Stephanie: ahaha
(1:01 AM) Sean Long: yea i showed him your videos and he's so "That is totally your type of girl Sean"
(1:01 AM) Sean Long: well he also saw the wolfman videos and liked you
(1:07 AM) Stephanie: orly? what is your type of girl exactly? ;)
(1:07 AM) Sean Long: you
the kind of girl that has passion, smart and funny loves nerdy stuff and to cosplay
(1:07 AM) Sean Long: and has amazing eyes
(1:17 AM) Stephanie: well you're my kind of boy for sure lol, you are cute and funny and we love the same stuff and i love your tattoos!
(1:18 AM) Sean Long: aww that makes me so happy
(1:20 AM) Sean Long: to be all honest you are the kind girl i totally can see marrying
(1:21 AM) Sean Long: i mean just cuz i know how you are and i am and i couldn't see anyone better
(1:27 AM) Stephanie: you could see yourself marrying me... does that mean you love me or something?
(1:28 AM) Sean Long: well i mean i love who you are and i definitely know i could
(1:32 AM) Stephanie: oh so you don't love me, i thought you might have been the one :(
(1:33 AM) Sean Long: We I do I just don't wanna scare you off
(1:34 AM) Sean Long: I mean it means a lot you let say thing
i felt like that awhile
and i think about you and just want you happy
(1:35 AM) Sean Long: So I do love you I just want you to know
(1:37 AM) Sean Long: how do you feel?
(1:43 AM) Stephanie: well... i love you and want to be with you but it is complicated, i am a part of a small religion that doesn't like me to be with people who aren't believers in it
(1:44 AM) Sean Long: what you mean
and you do love me?
(1:46 AM) Sean Long: believers in what
(1:46 AM) Stephanie: yes i love you but i mean... i couldn't be with you if you didnt come here and join the religion of my family that is why i have been single for so long... no other boy gets me
(1:47 AM) Sean Long: you know what
i would do that
cuz im not part of any religion right now but i would for you
(1:49 AM) Stephanie: well this may sound silly but... do you believe in UFOs and aliens?
(1:50 AM) Sean Long: yes
(1:51 AM) Sean Long: what kind of church is it?
(1:52 AM) Stephanie: my family and a few other believers have a group that thinks aliens from far away visited this planet and created us long ago and they are coming back in 2012 to save us from the end times
(1:53 AM) Sean Long: cool im down with that
(1:53 AM) Stephanie: any boy i date has to join my religion because i don't want to get beamed away by the aliens without my love
(1:54 AM) Sean Long: you got it
(1:54 AM) Sean Long: if im going with aliens im going with you
(1:56 AM) Sean Long: so what does this mean now
(1:59 AM) Sean Long: So i just have to join your religion?
(2:00 AM) Stephanie: well my parents will need to see proof you really believe, you'd have to record a video or something of you saying our sacred pledge, otherwise they won't let you visit or me visit you :(
(2:00 AM) Sean Long: ok i will
(2:00 AM) Sean Long: u r being serious right you are not taking advantage that i love you right
(2:02 AM) Stephanie: really?! That would make me so happy! You have no idea
(2:03 AM) Sean Long: yea i would i do anything for you
and to be with you
(2:06 AM) Stephanie: i love you sean long, you are a true champion
(2:06 AM) Sean Long: so then when i do that what's next?
(2:07 AM) Stephanie: would you be apposed to visiting for christmas?
(2:08 AM) Sean Long: i totally would love to visit
(2:11 AM) Sean Long: what would we do?
(2:11 AM) Stephanie: if you visited?
(2:11 AM) Sean Long: yes
(2:12 AM) Stephanie: we could go to toronto for new years, maybe visit niagara falls! It would be awesome :D
(2:12 AM) Sean Long: i would love that
so you want to be together
(2:13 AM) Sean Long: i do love you, everytime i talk to you, see your videos i just melt
(2:15 AM) Sean Long: btw where would I stay when I'm there?
(2:26 AM) Stephanie: you could stay at my house obviously :)
(2:27 AM) Sean Long: oh yea I like that so what would you do when you see me
(2:27 AM) Stephanie: obviously give you a giant hug and kiss! I have to go to bed now though :(
before I got can I tell you the pledge you have to say so you can visit?
(2:27 AM) Sean Long: i cant wait to talk to you man
yes
(2:28 AM) Sean Long: talk to you more
not man lol
(2:28 AM) Stephanie: lmao
yeah me too! I'm super excited
(2:28 AM) Stephanie: Here's what it the pledge is
I, Sean Long, am a true and adamant believer that planet earth was colonized and founded by a superior race that currently inhabits another planet in our vast and enigmatic galaxy. I believe that one day these aliens will come back to our planet and rescue us from perils such as solar flares or apophis that threaten the extinction of our settlement on earth. I now make a pledge to the celestial's that gave us life and vow to remain true to this cause until we are rescued and brought to the mother planet.
(2:29 AM) Sean Long: ok ill do that for you
but then you are mine
:)
(2:30 AM) Stephanie: I can't wait!
I'll talk to you tomorrow. I can't wait to see your pledge :D
(2:30 AM) Sean Long: all i want for my birthday is you
im doing for you
(2:31 AM) Sean Long: doing it for you
i love you stephy
(2:43 AM) Stephanie: me too :)
(2:43 AM) Stephanie: I have to leave now though, at least I know I can go to bed happy tonight! So excited :) Have a great night Sean! And again Happy Birthday! <3
(2:44 AM) Sean Long: muah love you
(2:46 AM) Stephanie is now Offline
Some Information
This had actually been a few months in the making. A few months back there had been a huge uproar that youtube user SeanxLong was a pedophile. Supposedly he said something inappropriate to a minor on Skype. There were people making hate videos, he got dropped from some sponsorships. Blah Blah Blah Boring. After being linked to his page I was a bit baffled. Have any of you actually been to his page? His videos are just terrible. I'm not sure if he has down syndrome or what. Maybe he's just awkward as fuck. Who knows. Regardless I saw this as an opportunity to show Sean Long the light.
If you go to his page he has a few parodies with some girls. Hannah Minx and xxStephy. Which I assumed (correctly I might add) that he has the hots for. Clearly locating Hannah's msn would be a daunting task I did not want to undertake. Stephy's email was easily located.
I added her to msn. We started talking. I asked her who she talked to on youtube. Started to ask her about her relationship with Sean Long. She said he was nice, went on about how he gave her some tips on how to produce decent youtube videos/get views. Why on earth she would ever take advice from him is unknown to me. Anyways apparently she was a little taken aback from some of the conversations they had and they made her uncomfortable because he was coming on way to strong and she didn't like him at all that way.
So that's where I step in, I'm not a hacker per say. Though Sean doesn't know that. I am just fairly good at guessing people's secret password answers.
I was able to log onto Stephy's email when I knew she'd be fairly busy... and that's where the fun started.
If you go to his page he has a few parodies with some girls. Hannah Minx and xxStephy. Which I assumed (correctly I might add) that he has the hots for. Clearly locating Hannah's msn would be a daunting task I did not want to undertake. Stephy's email was easily located.
I added her to msn. We started talking. I asked her who she talked to on youtube. Started to ask her about her relationship with Sean Long. She said he was nice, went on about how he gave her some tips on how to produce decent youtube videos/get views. Why on earth she would ever take advice from him is unknown to me. Anyways apparently she was a little taken aback from some of the conversations they had and they made her uncomfortable because he was coming on way to strong and she didn't like him at all that way.
So that's where I step in, I'm not a hacker per say. Though Sean doesn't know that. I am just fairly good at guessing people's secret password answers.
I was able to log onto Stephy's email when I knew she'd be fairly busy... and that's where the fun started.
An Introduction
We, The Church of the Celestials, welcome you to our page. Let us go on a journey, and together... we may find peace and happiness among the stars!
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